Come on and bring it ye poofter!!! you wanna go cunt!?! c'mon lets go faggit!!

On replay : Stevie Hoang - Shawty

Strange title innit? but that's one bit from the many stories told at the engagement "afterparty" wtf..
anyhows its just hilarious the stories told by them...thinking bout it just makes me wonder how'd they even survive up till now !

okay onto what this post is really about.. friggin lighters !
Honestly, it doesnt matter if ur a smoker or not, but if u own a lighter or carry one around with ya,
you'd prob lost quite a few now haven't ya!
it's either you left it lying around and forgot to take it, or some jackass swipes it right under ur nose.
oh...but do not despair!
you can easily replace it just borrow n forget to return, or swipe that lighter lying around ”unclaimed”!
well you must really be wondering or at least started to wonder after seeing this sentence *dickhead!* why i wrote this post.
its all cuz i lost the tiny 'bic' lighter i bought in melb!! knn i didnt even have it for 2 weeks and its already gone! =(
that is why ive decided not to take my other tiny lighter out wtf...
and the cheap lighters i use shall have the flame maxed out!
some ppl might say why the hell am i wasting gas for?
o yea? you like saving gas so much? its not like you'll finish the gas before it gets swiped innit?
so just be careful the next time ya wanna use ma lighter, cuz it just might burn ur brow right off!

neways thats bout all i wanted to say...
kaythxbai!